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Pickin’ Tomatoes
by JW Bull
Finding Mister Right is like choosing the right tomato for your home-made salsa. Yes, ladies, you may think you want a firm, ripe, fresh tomato that will give your salsa zest and new life. But that same young, firm-fleshed tomato might get bored with your salsa and run off with someone else’s onion. Fresh tomatoes, although pleasing to the eye, can give you watery salsa. Ladies, when it comes down to tomatoes and men, the everyday, canned variety is better. Mister Right might be a little boring. He might even be slightly lumpy. But he has potential if you spice him up. And chances are, he won’t run away with someone else’s onion!
She was born in Mt. Vernon, Ohio and grew up in Charlottesville, Virginia. Raised by parents who believed in encouraging their children to follow their dreams, JW received a bachelor of violin performance from Furman University and also worked as a sous chef in a french restaurant.
Currently, JW lives in Atlanta, Georgia with her husband and two sons. When she’s not teaching violin, playing in The Georgia Symphony, or cooking she is working on her next book, Musical Chairs.
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