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Love Advice for The Dog of Action and Other Funny Stories. (Lunch Break Funnies)
Oleg Medvedkov is a professional copywriter and a writer of funny stories. His hobbies are reading, fixing things, and exercising. Most people don't believe that a tall man with a good posture and a broken nose can be a writer, so he is often rather vague answering the "What do you do" questions.
Education: Master degree in engineering: pointless; Business School: boring.
Major Obstacle to overcome on the road of becoming NYT Bestselling Author: need to learn to type faster.
Personal self-improvement project: trying to grow a goatee.
On the picture: Oleg and his nephew Brent. Guess who is who.
by Oleg Medvedkov
4.2 stars - 25 reviews
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Text-to-Speech and Lending: Enabled
Here's the set-up:
Are you a love-stricken dog with
a girlfriend who does not appreciate your zest for life and desire to
chase fire trucks? OK, perhaps you are not a dog. Let's even assume you
have no desire to chase various fire engines, no matter how hard it is
to imagine - they are red, after all. The question remains - if you are
in love but your significant other does not appreciate you for who you
are, what are you to do? First things first, obviously:
After
that, get a solid advice from someone who knows all there's to know
about love. This story is a powerful testament of eternal love that can
overcome all obstacles. Nah, just kidding.
This is a story about an energetic, enthusiastic, and slightly eccentric funny dog named Baron.
In this book you will also find a collection of other humorous stories that have enough funny jokes to fill two full-sized humor novels, if anyone still writes those anymore. The stories are driven by the dialog and interaction between the characters, in the best comic traditions of Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Izzard, and even vaudeville stylings of Red Skelton.
Newly edited, formatted, and expanded version:
✔ As a rule, trolls are a peace-loving people who do not wish to go to war. How to convince those peacenik hippies to take up arms and join your righteous struggle.
✔ Space pirate-infested asteroids are not a problem for our heroic Space Rabbit. He is a natural-born problem solver of the impatient variety.
✔ Baron gets his own radio show. This is downright irresponsible, if you ask me.
✔ A possible romantic situation hilariously turns into a pursuit of a grand conspiracy. Well, when in Paris...
✔ Making a deal with the Devil. The pros, cons, and amusing consequences.
...and more!
P.S. Just a fair warning before you buy this book - "Literary fiction" it is not. These stories are designed to be upbeat and funny. And some even have dogs in them. In other words - it's entertainment.
★Keep your pants on. If you don't wear pants, disregard.★
This is a story about an energetic, enthusiastic, and slightly eccentric funny dog named Baron.
In this book you will also find a collection of other humorous stories that have enough funny jokes to fill two full-sized humor novels, if anyone still writes those anymore. The stories are driven by the dialog and interaction between the characters, in the best comic traditions of Steve Martin, Will Ferrell, Robin Williams, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Izzard, and even vaudeville stylings of Red Skelton.
Newly edited, formatted, and expanded version:
✔ As a rule, trolls are a peace-loving people who do not wish to go to war. How to convince those peacenik hippies to take up arms and join your righteous struggle.
✔ Space pirate-infested asteroids are not a problem for our heroic Space Rabbit. He is a natural-born problem solver of the impatient variety.
✔ Baron gets his own radio show. This is downright irresponsible, if you ask me.
✔ A possible romantic situation hilariously turns into a pursuit of a grand conspiracy. Well, when in Paris...
✔ Making a deal with the Devil. The pros, cons, and amusing consequences.
...and more!
P.S. Just a fair warning before you buy this book - "Literary fiction" it is not. These stories are designed to be upbeat and funny. And some even have dogs in them. In other words - it's entertainment.
One Reviewer Notes:
This is a short and fabulously funny read. The chapters are stream of consciousness vignettes with the jewel being the second chapter in which a dog calls a helpline. I could not stop laughing. Each story had laugh out loud moments. My only complaint is that I would have loved to see the first chapter go on because the premise was SO INTERESTING. Pick this book up. You won't be sorry.
T. Dewhirst
About the Author
Oleg Medvedkov is a professional copywriter and a writer of funny stories. His hobbies are reading, fixing things, and exercising. Most people don't believe that a tall man with a good posture and a broken nose can be a writer, so he is often rather vague answering the "What do you do" questions.
Education: Master degree in engineering: pointless; Business School: boring.
Major Obstacle to overcome on the road of becoming NYT Bestselling Author: need to learn to type faster.
Personal self-improvement project: trying to grow a goatee.
On the picture: Oleg and his nephew Brent. Guess who is who.UK CUSTOMERS: Click on the title below to download
Love Advice for The Dog of Action and Other Funny Stories. (Lunch Break Funnies)
Love Advice for The Dog of Action and Other Funny Stories. (Lunch Break Funnies)
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MINE FOR TONIGHT: Book One – The Billionaire’s Obsession
by J.S. Scott
4.0 stars – 139 Reviews
Text-to-Speech and Lending: Enabled
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Here’s the set-up:
Down on her luck, nursing student and full-time waitress Kara Foster gets a massive blow to her already desperate financial situation that will surely find her living on the streets. Needing nothing less than a miracle to save her, Kara gets rescue from an unknown, unlikely and overwhelming source. Billionaire Simon Hudson makes her an offer that is impossible to refuse, but terrifying to accept from a man that she’s never met. Will the handsome, alpha billionaire really be a solution to her problems, or will he end up being a major complication and a danger to her emotional sanity?
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The Black Room, Part One: In The Black Room – A Paranormal Mystery
by Luke Smitherd
4.6 stars – 7 Reviews
Text-to-Speech and Lending: Enabled
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Here’s the set-up:
There are hangovers, there are bad hangovers, and then there’s waking up inside someone else’s head. Thirty-something bartender Charlie Wilkes is faced with this exact dilemma when he wakes to find finds himself trapped inside The Black Room; a space consisting of impenetrable darkness and a huge, ethereal screen floating in its centre. Through this screen he is shown the world of his female host, Minnie.
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The Mushroom Farm: and Other Reflections from a Spiritual Journey
by John R. Dolan
5.0 stars – 3 Reviews
Text-to-Speech and Lending: Enabled
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Here’s the set-up:
“The Mushroom Farm” is offered as nourishment and inspiration for personal spiritual growth. Each carefully woven story in the book stands alone, and is intended to provide strength, solace, comfort and reinforcement, particularly to Christians, as they experience similar challenges and events in their own lives.
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The Complete Skinny Guide to Paleo Protein Smoothies
by Misty Weaver
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Over 45 Paleo protein smoothies, plus a 30 day meal plan to help you lose weight eating healthy meals. Tips to help you prepare meals fast, eat more fruits and vegetables, and start on a Paleo lifestyle.
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Annealed (The Pipe Woman Chronicles)
by Lynne Cantwell
5.0 stars – 4 Reviews
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Naomi has just two weeks to find a new home for Joseph’s grandfather. The old Ute shaman is fighting for his life against a mysterious injection of toxin he received at the hands of the Norse Trickster god Loki. If Naomi is to defeat Loki once and for all, she must learn what it is he seeks under the old man’s wickiup.
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Ms. Jordan lives the life she loves, and loves the life she lives. The stories in this collection are torn from her own life, but the names have been changed to protect the guilty. Shot through with emotional honesty, this isn’t the typical tedious smut you can get off the rack at the dirty bookstore. It’s tasteful, yet explicit erotica for thinking adults.
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