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What does a man do when he has been jilted by his Las Vegas bride? Fly home to lick his wounds? Or become embroiled in a defunct American cult, and travel to Hong Kong with them, into the murky criminal underworld? The latter, of course!Mix in an obese lunatic with a penchant for...
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Plastic Halo (a Hong Kong adventure novel)
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The Last Resort — An elderly woman, Maggie, facing a painful death from cancer, anonymously hires a hit man to track her down at an island resort and kill her. A hero on verge of a nervous breakdown comes to the same resort. The resort, isolated and cut off from the rest of the world is the...
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The Last Resort
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A pastor tries to make peace between two members of his church: a pirate and a ninja.Sample:------------Pastor: See, you two have got to stop fighting over everything. You have a greater duty than trying to settle these scores.Ninja: Don't think I've been neglecting my deaconly...
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Pirate Peacemaker and Ninja Negotiator
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Do you find that you’re always the one that doesn’t laugh at stupid jokes?Are you the type of person that stands on the outside of a crowd, listening to the conversations taking place and find you’re laughing to yourself at how ridiculous they sound?Do you get angry...
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Memoirs of an Angry Man
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EDITED BY RENOWNED EDITOR & AUTHOR WINSLOW ELIOT: AUTHOR OF WRITESPA- WRITING THROUGH THE YEAR: WINTER, SPRINGTHIS BOOK WAS REISSUED 8/31/11WITHOUT ANY WARNING, VOL 2 CONTINUES AT THE JERSEY SHORE...Why did my friend disappear, and then a few years later mysteriously...
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Without Any Warning (A Samantha Jamison Mystery Volume 2)
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"Practice Cake is sad, funny, romantic, real, and just plain wonderful to read. I loved every witty minute of it."- Paperback Princesses"Moon has created a hilarious novel; she's a wonderful storyteller, capturing the reader's attention from the...
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Practice Cake, A Romantic Comedy (Life in Saltwater City)
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Fans of laugh out loud humour will love this debut novel. Its style has been compared to Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and Tom Holt, with just a dash of Dr Dolittle...It’s not paranoia, if they really are out to get you...Bill Posters is an ordinary kind of guy. He’s...
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The Truth about Sharks and Pigeons
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In this excerpt from the short story collection "Return of the Dittos": The battle lines are drawn when the long-presiding president of the Mosquito County Women's Club finds her authority challenged by a young, popular and just as power hungry upstart. Who will end up controlling the gavel - and...
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The Queens of Swampwater
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The girl seems so sensible. Responsible, even. Stanley doesn’t mind sharing a flat with her.The unicorn isn’t so accommodating."Earls' prolific oeuvre of 12 novels and two short-story collections has steadily built him an international reputation as a contemporary...
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Problems With a Girl & a Unicorn: A Short Story
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This is the sampler episode in The New Bears for the 21st Century series. In a future when humans are no more, bears have evolved as the planet's master species. 'The Bear in a Safari Hat' is your first humorous pawstep into that magical world. Starting off in an almost fairy...
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The New Bears for the 21st Century: Vol 1: The Bear in a Safari Hat
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1001 Worst Ways, Volume 1, is a collection of mind-numbing acts shared willingly and bravely by the readers of 1001BestWays.com and followers of @1001WorstWays. You people kill me and I mean that in the best possible way. Your stories range from hilarious to pathetic to just plain unbelievable....
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1001 Worst Ways, Volume 1
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a guy dies and comes back again, and overwhelms his cynical wife with his recollections of the hereafterfiction...
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Who Knows?
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George thought Stinson’s window office would surely be his after making a momentous discovery while on holiday. When the distractions get too much, however, his wife cooks up a surprise to remind him love is always worth sacrificing for. "Distractions" is a complete short story...
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Distractions
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Angela was born with the same sense of curiosity that's killed many a cat. Every year, hubby Mark tries to surprise her with a carefully-selected present in an even more carefully-selected hiding spot. And every year, Ang ferrets out her gift prematurely to sneak a look behind the wrappings. This...
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Take A Peek (A Love, Hate & Matrimony Short Story)
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There’s a chuckle on every page of Looking Back with a Smile as the author recollects in brief but entertaining anecdotes (bits and pieces) of a life that has spanned seven decades. Bits and pieces are what they are. Quick looks at what he calls an “ordinary” life, each served up with a...
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Looking Back with a Smile
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What do 3 angry men, a former flame turned stalker and a man dressed as Marilyn Monroe have in common? They're all part of Vicki Mercer's life. She thought her friends were amusing, but when her own life gets interesting, she can't ignore the pattern emerging. Can she grow a backbone and get a...
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Searching For Victory
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If you have enjoyed the original 116 Little Johnny Jokes, then you will love the second book.There are 116 more jokes to crack you up and leave you gasping for air.Enjoy!Warning: Some risque material is included, reader discretion advised!...
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116 Little Johnny Jokes: The Sequel
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It’s 1975! Space hoppers, platform shoes, Jaws, The Osmonds! And…er… a Top 10 Military Helmets Chart. That’s all 12-year-old Georgie Tomlinson is bothered about – along with war comics, war books and war films. But he’s also got a few other things on his mind as he begins...
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Fighting Talk (The Brantholme Years Term 1)
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Larry is a loser. His entire method for picking up women includes smiling and nodding until they eventually walk away. But one day, his luck changes and he's invited to a party where he encounters the drug that dreams are made of. The strange thing is, it's not really a drug, it's a key....
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The Dimensional Nipple Hiatus
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Perry makes a strong first impression, from her white-girl dreadlocks to her uncensored opinions.When she combs out her dreads on a whim, she catches the eye of a cute guy who's a regular at The Whistle, the diner where she works as a waitress. He mistakes Perry for someone completely...
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Smart Mouth Waitress, A Romantic Comedy (Life in Saltwater City)
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This is the second book in the series “Funny Jokes for Kids.” It picks up right where Book #1 left off—where the reader was bent over with laughter. The jokes in this book, as with all the books of this series, are of the longer variety, often called long jokes or story jokes....
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Funny Jokes for Kids: All Jokes are Clean and of the Longer Variety--Story Jokes (No Short Jokes) Book #2 of the Series
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From All Wet to The Pillows of Solace, The Shinobi Letters chronicles the first five stories in Hatori Gonzo’s chronic misadventures as a father-to-be. If you’re looking for a serious mystery with sex, drugs, and murder, this isn’t your collection. Well, maybe it is. It does have sex. And...
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The Shinobi Letters (Shinobi Shorts)
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Defying a modern Church that has a larger collection of invertebrates than the London Zoo, an eccentric priest reaches out to the world. When bumbling traditionalist Fr. Ambrose is forced out of his parish by his trendy bishop, he continues his ministry as an itinerant in his old Ford...
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The Holy Innocents
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During the American Civil War, a slave named Arthur C. Wellington was forced to work on a southern plantation. One day he escaped, yearning the taste for freedom, and witnessed a country in turmoil as he constantly came in contact with the armies of both sides....
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White Slavery
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Now that Tim Buck has been promoted out of the spy agency's cafeteria and left his hair net behind, he finds himself trying to prevent a disaster of Biblical proportions. A maniacal dentist from Idaho, Tim's mother, the clone of Tim's dead wife and a group of semi-deadly assassins are after the...
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TIM BUCK
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250 of the best clean jokes, riddles, funny test answers, answering machine messages, one liners and Chuck Norris jokes available! We searched through thousands of jokes to find the best 250 for teens. You and your friends will enjoy hours of fun sharing the hilarious jokes we have assembled!...
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Laugh-Out-Loud Clean Jokes for Teens
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Rushmore Oshansky, ex-private dick, moves from New York to Palm Springs to enjoy a peaceful retirement. Little does he realize how in demand a single, slightly overweight guy who still has his own hair and teeth would be. At the Sun Villas retirement community he finds plenty of horny senior...
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Murder Never Retires (A Rushmore Oshansky Mystery)
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER1,000,000 copies soldOriginally published in hard cover & mmpb by St. Martin’s Press "RUTH HARRIS HAS WRITTEN A SUPERB 'RAGS TO RICHES' STORY....Harris knows how to create characters that are alive and familiar. These three women, Lincky, Jane and...
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MODERN WOMEN (20th Century Series, Book #4)
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Making Waves is about the adventures of Paul Barrington, a handsome stylist from London, who lands a coveted position on a new luxurious cruise ship in the mid-fifties bound on a world cruise to many exotic ports-of-call. This magnificent ship catered to stars of stage and screen, maharajas, the...
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Making Waves
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Armageddon Skills follows the misguided journey of Virgil, a 23 year old Austin psychedelic barista and James, his 33 year old alcoholic manager. Assuming that an attack on the city of Austin, Texas is indeed the start of Armageddon, James and Virgil set off to Colorado to retrieve James’s son,...
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Armageddon Skills
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A humorous and fast-paced novel with a deftly delivered ending.The lives of two co-workers are turned upside down when their employer imposes drastic economic cuts on the restaurant where they work. Furtive manipulations at the highest corporate level, combined with dysfunctional family...
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Occupy Heaven
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Yes, the graphic on the book cover was made in MS Paint. If that strikes you as laughable in any way, then this might be the book for you!The Zannthology is a double-bundle of two rediscovered and heavily edited old stories. The combined word count is around 15,000, excluding the bonus...
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The Zannthology: Horrible Fiction Written by 8-Year-Olds Who Played Too Many Video Games
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Need a date tonight? Who doesn't? This short book is a full chapter excerpt from the 337 page course "How to be a Sexual GOD (in 3 easy lessons!)" and contains the introduction and everything you need to know to find, seduce, and influence a Scorpio woman.This will be the best 99 cents...
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How to Get a Date TONIGHT with a Scorpio Girl! (How to Get a Date TONIGHT!)
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From award-winning writer J. Richard Singleton comes a bold and funny short story about misunderstandings and male ego:Gary McGregor has just moved from the city to the suburbs and immediately runs afoul of longtime neighborhood presence Antonin Robertson. As small sleights get expanded...
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Good Fences
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Dust Devil Dan and the Cowboy Poetry portray all the best of the Wild West from gun slinging to Indians and the wild times thereof. The songs collected in this edition portray a feeling of gospel and religious tradition in the deep south....
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Dust Devil Dan and other Cowboy Poems and Songs (1)
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Do you love your Kindle? This collection of the first 101 posts from the top-rated I Love My Kindle blog contains tips, news, resources, and even fiction about Amazon's e-book reader and the universe of e-books! With an active table of contents, and the Kindle's search feature, it will...
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The Collected I Love My Kindle Blog Volume 1
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Watch out Bad Drivers. This is the funny book about BAD DRIVERS and bad driving. Constantly getting tickets, getting in or causing accidents, running over family pets? Page after page of ridiculously funny Bad Driver quotes - jokes - one liners and cartoons about bad driving. Bad driving at its...
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You Know you are a Bad Driver When... (The Unleashed "You Know"Series)
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One humor writer's entrance into the world of newspaper columns, and how she juggled being a wife, mother, and full-time exaggerator....
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What Would Erma Do? Confessions of a First-Time Humor Columnist
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McGrath isn´t the most Scottish Scotsman who ever lived but on one point he lives up to his name: he his quite reluctant to spend money. One day he comes up with the ultimate plan to save a LOT of money! He is successful and the plan even has a welcome side effect he hadn´t counted on. Only in...
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The Mysterious Disappearance of McGrath (Commuters Flash Fiction)
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Entering adulthood is hard enough, but in 1968 it seemed almost an impossible struggle, with Vietnam,Nixon,Watergate, LBJ, the draft,Hippies,Chicago and the the loss of Robert Kennedy. What did all those things have to do with the boys on my street in upstate New York?...
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COMING OF AGE IN THE TIME OF ROBERT KENNEDY
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A young man gets involved in the dangerous world of Ambulance Chicken, illegal lobotomies, and zombie farming. A surreal comedy novel....
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Ambulance Masters
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"It's A Lady Gaga Universe!" is a fictional short story that takes place in the future. The story incorporates many of Lady Gaga's song titles. (See how many you can find within the text). Lady Gaga's music has aligned the stars and brought universal peace and harmony. The Prime Rib of...
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It's a Lady Gaga Universe!
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STOPPING A WEDDING: WHAT COULD GO WRONG?Medieval History Professor Thomas Charlemagne thinks he's finally slaying the dragon of his "Timid Tommy" reputation when he responds to an outlandish dare at a bachelor party and stops a wedding the very next morning.The only problem?...
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AEFLE AND GISELA
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When it comes to stories (and other things) I believe that size doesn't matter. It's what you do with it that counts.Here you will find 31 quickies. Romance, horror, comedy, and a bit of science fiction. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you may even buy. You may love them or hate them, but you...
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Inside My Shorts: 30 Quickies
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Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Most people have heard of Murphy’s Law and have even experienced it from time to time. Many of the jokes in Murphy at Law start with the premise “You might be a Murphy if…” It’s what you might expect if Jeff Foxworthy’s DNA ever got mixed up with...
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Murphy at Law: The Power of Negative Thinking
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How awesome is Tim Tebow? Unfathomably awesome, that's how awesome he is. Tim Tebow is one of the most popular and notable players in the National Football League right now. The Denver Broncos quarterback has taken the country by storm. He also was exceptionally talented in college and high school...
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The Unfathomable Awesomeness of Tim Tebow
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If you've done it, have thought about doing it or know someone who is, this book is a must read.Follow writer Karen Blaisdell on her journey through online dating, as you get up close and personal with what it's really all about. You may laugh, cry or ask yourself...why? Either way,...
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I Could Write A Book: So I thought I'd try online dating LOL
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"A fine, delightful humor and satire collection from Henry Mazel. Filled with some new stories and updates from previously published work -- all in one delightful volume. A sophisticated fun and funny ride." --- BookBeat...
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Little Leaves That Never Appeared in The New Yorker
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