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by Benjamin Wallace
The post-apocalyptic world isn’t that bad. Sure, there are mutants. But, for the people of New Hope, daily life isn’t so much a struggle of finding food or medicine as it is trying to find a new shortstop for their kickball team.
This makes it difficult for a post-apocalyptic warrior to find work.
Thankfully, an army full of killers is making its way to the peaceful town and plans to raze it to the ground. Only a fully trained post-apocalyptic-nomadic warrior can stop them.
Two have offered their services. One is invited to help. The other is sent to roam the wasteland. Did the townspeople make the right decision? Will they be saved? Did they find a shortstop? What’s with all the bears?
Find out in Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors, a fast-paced action and adventure novel set in a horrific future that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
“Post-Apocalyptic Nomadic Warriors is a terrific, fun book. If you’re a fan of comic fiction, you need this. If you enjoy action and humor in equal measures, you will like it a lot. If beaurocrats seem more dangerous to you than super-smart bears, you will find much to appreciate here (and you are not Stephen Colbert). If you like to laugh(especially at the apocalypse), I can’t think of another book that has made me laugh out loud so many times recently. I literally had to stop reading halfway through chapter 4 one night because may laughter kept waking up my wife.
Get it. You’ll love it. Especially if you like things like Road Warrior, Evil Dead Trilogy, Hitchhiker’s Guide, Good Omens, and other works of that nature. Ben Wallace is my new favorite comic fiction writer. I think he’ll be yours, too.”
I was born in Canada; I grew up in Texas. In between I’ve had a thousand fascinations.
Little things. Trivial things. Almost anything can catch my imagination and spur on a thought-a random article on Wikipedia can cost me hours of a day as I link from page to page.
Mix this active imagination with poor time management skills and you get me. I have more ideas for stories than I have time to tell.
But, I’m trying; I write in the wee hours, the downtime hours, and the many hours when I should be sleeping. One day I hope to write in the daylight hours. Maybe then I’ll be able to stay a step ahead of my imagination.
Until then I’ll do my best to write books worth reading with jokes worth laughing at as fast as I can. The serious stuff is being taken care of by a world full of great writers. I don’t want to shock you or change your mind. I don’t even care if it makes you think. I just want you to squirt that drink out your nose.
Hope it’s not carbonated.
That tends to sting.