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Christmas Mall Follies really captures all the silly experiences we have when we attack mall shopping for Christmas presents.
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Long Lines! Huge Crowds! Bad Service! They can all be yours. In a desperate search for "The Christmas Spirit", Patrick agrees to spend the day doing one of his least favorite activities: shopping at the local mall. There, he will attempt to find the best that this holiday season has to offer including peace, love, and good cheer. Unfortunately, he must first endure a bizarre series of incidents involving walruses, fish sticks, and music made in the 80's. Is he strong enough to survive this challenge? Will he find what he is looking for? And more importantly, will he ever find his car?
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This is an insightful and funny look at the problem that men have with shopping, which as every man knows, is a female sport. Pat Hester shows us, among much else, the "Black Friday is sinister and evil." He describes how shoppers act, walk, and gaze at items. Black Friday is somewhat like "the Running of the Bulls tradition in Pamplona, Spain." He tells us that "It was created to let people experience what a prison riot felt like from the inside. He gives us a lesson what we should not say to a salesperson: "I'm just looking." Readers, even women, will find themselves identifying with his descriptions and laughing.
Israel Drazin, Top 1000 Reviewer, Vine Voice
In his impressive and highly prolific writing career, Pat Hester hasn't written any bestsellers. Nor has he authored any great literature of distinction. However, he has written his signature on many fascinating surfaces including personal checks, tax forms, and a credit card receipt from last night's dinner. Also, some of his columns have appeared in The Kansas City Star. "Christmas Mall Follies" is his first book. He lives near a mall in Overland Park, KS and is proud to say that he has never "Shopped 'Till He Has Dropped."UK CUSTOMERS: Click on the title below to download
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The Gilded Mirror: Vesuvius Rising (Volume 2)
by Jocelyn Murray
4.3 stars – 21 Reviews
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Fifteen-year-old Anna Moore is whisked back in time through the forces of a mysterious mirror to the first century AD during the Roman Empire. The year is AD 79 and Anna finds herself in Pompeii just days before the deadly volcanic eruption of Mount Vesuvius. As forces conspire against her, she struggles to escape the catastrophe that threatens the lives of thousands.
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Storyteller Uprising: Trust and Persuasion in the Digital Age
by Hanson R. Hosein
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With the decline of traditional media, there’s an increased need for trusted information. This presents a huge opportunity to individuals, communities, companies and organizations. They can fill that void by telling their own multimedia stories, building their own channels, thereby serving as trusted sources in their own right. That’s the “uprising” — people seizing control of communication by building ongoing credible connection through story and digital technology.
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IT’S THE DAWN OF THE FIFTH AGE AND ANCIENT WISDOM NEEDS A MODERN GIRL. MEET CRYSTAL BLUE. CHILD OF THE STARS. BORN TO ILLUMINATE HUMANITY.
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The Choice (Lancaster County Secrets Book #1): A Novel
by Suzanne Woods Fisher
4.4 stars – 252 Reviews
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With a vibrant, fresh style Suzanne Woods Fisher brings readers into the world of a young Amish woman torn between following the man she loves–or joining the community of faith that sustains her, even as she questions some of the decisions of her elders. Her choice begins a torrent of change for her and her family, including a marriage of convenience to silent Daniel Miller. Both bring broken hearts into their arrangement–and secrets that have been held too long.
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Jesus Birth! A Christmas Story Book For Kids About The First Christmas In Bethlehem (Childrens Christmas Books)
by Leanne H. Smith
4.3 stars – 6 Reviews
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In her latest children’s book “Jesus Birth! A Christmas Story Book For Kids About The First Christmas In Bethlehem” author Leanne H. Smith looks at the story of Jesus’ birth and how Christmas all began. This is Leanne’s first book in the “Children’s Christmas Books Series”.
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Outshone by a gregarious stepsister and overbearing stepmother, Lady Athena Cummins is used to fading into the shadows. Beloved only by her youngest sister Persephone, Athena has accepted her destiny as a spinster. But Persephone has a different scheme in mind, and conspires to send Athena out for one night of fun at Lord Finchley’s masquerade Christmas Ball. The masked beauty catches the Lord’s eye but, determined to avoid the wrath of her stepsister, Athena leads Lord Finchley on a wild chase to discover her true identity.
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Cherry Elton was beside herself! Her own mother had arranged a marriage for her to a man she had never even met. She had no choice but to run away.
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by Barbara Delinsky
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In this 30-page short story by bestselling author Barbara Delinsky, Carly Kelly has just been presented with a life-changing business opportunity for tiny nursery and flower store, Plant People. But she only has four days to decide, which means she will most likely have to cancel her weekend trip away. She dials her friends to let them know, and excitedly launches into a speech about the opportunity. But when she pauses, a sexy, inquisitive stranger is on the other end, and he’s eager to hear about her store, her passions and her life. She’s dialed the wrong number— and the man on the other end, with his deep voice, his charming jokes and his excellent advice, is a surprise she never expected…
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by Kate Perry
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Love sucks. Lola Carmichael’s known it since her boyfriend broke up with her the night she expected him to propose. Only with a deadline looming for her next romance novel, she better find inspiration fast.
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