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Paula Lynn Johnson loves a good ghost story. She's a former English major and attorney living in central New Jersey with her husband, kids, cat, dog, and killer rabbit. She adores them all, even the killer rabbit.
Paula also loves a good laugh! You can read her short, humorous pieces in her essay collection, Watch Out For Snakes!, as well as on sites like The Big Jewel and Errant Parent.
Paula indulges her love for antique photography on her blog, societyofghosts.tumblr.com. You can also visit her at missflibberty.tumblr.com.UK CUSTOMERS: Click on the title below to download
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