The single life is not for the faint of heart.

Just ask Deb.

After spending the better part of her 20s and 30s in Miami, she has enough hilarious anecdotes and horror stories to fill a book.

All she had to do was write it.

Don’t Blow Sunshine Up My Skirt is a heart-warming, revealing look into the life of a successful career woman with an underwhelmingly unsuccessful love life.

Despite bearing witness to her parents’ loving marriage for 35 years, Deb is still no closer to finding her own Prince Charming. If anything, she’s completely clueless.

How can it be that hard for a woman with a doctorate degree, a thriving career, and a bubbly personality to get a boyfriend? Your guess is as good as hers.

Gather around as Deb shares her hysterical, uncensored experiences in the dating world and tries to make sense of the greatest mystery of all time…

Why do women have to experience so many train wrecks before they reach their “happily ever after” stop?