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Consistently funny throughout, "Reid Mockery" has put together a near-perfect counterpart to Fifty Shades of Grey.
Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody (Reid Mockery)
Reid doesn't exactly look like Austin Powers, but he often channels his inner spirit. This image captures what Reid is feeling, so let's leave it at that.
When Reid Mockery makes parodic fun of a book, it is the greatest compliment that book can ever obtain.
He doesn't drink bottled water often. But, when he does, it's from Walmart.
Reid Mockery is so sexy, women buy and read his books by the thousands, just so they can run their fingers down the screen and feel his thick E ink. His words are like poetry, if poetry was entertaining.
He lives an anonymous life in the state of Tennessee searching for the next genre of books to skewer with his wicked sense of humor.
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by Reid Mockery
3.0 stars - 10 reviews
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Here's the set-up:
If there was ever a book worthy of a parody, it's Fifty Shades of Grey.
In Book One this parody trilogy by Reid Mockery, the laughs come hard
and frequent. (No pun intended) If you read the real book, you will be
delighted with this light hearted alternate version.
Our lead character is Annis Thesia. She's not that great looking, terribly naive and has fallen hard for Bobby Beige, Pittsburg's most eligible billionaire. The comic sexual exploits of this bizarre relationship will keep you going as you dive into the wild world of kinky sex with two total idiots.
Unlike others, this parody stands on it’s own as a quick-reading fun little romp. While based on the best-selling trilogy, it has it’s own unique wickedness, sense of humor and dialogue.
Warning: It does contain some foul language and very weird sex acts. This is seriously messed up while being very funny. This is a full 35,000 word mini-novel, that can be read in a few hours. It may make you murmur.
Our lead character is Annis Thesia. She's not that great looking, terribly naive and has fallen hard for Bobby Beige, Pittsburg's most eligible billionaire. The comic sexual exploits of this bizarre relationship will keep you going as you dive into the wild world of kinky sex with two total idiots.
Unlike others, this parody stands on it’s own as a quick-reading fun little romp. While based on the best-selling trilogy, it has it’s own unique wickedness, sense of humor and dialogue.
Warning: It does contain some foul language and very weird sex acts. This is seriously messed up while being very funny. This is a full 35,000 word mini-novel, that can be read in a few hours. It may make you murmur.
One Reviewer Notes:
The sex scenes in this book are laugh out loud funny. Whoever this Reid Mockery (man or woman) is, they have a really messed up sense of humor. But a good one. This parody is every bit as good as anything I've seen from The Onion or anywhere else. I enjoyed it much more than the real book. Not many parodies can say that.
Vince Stone
About the Author
Reid doesn't exactly look like Austin Powers, but he often channels his inner spirit. This image captures what Reid is feeling, so let's leave it at that.
When Reid Mockery makes parodic fun of a book, it is the greatest compliment that book can ever obtain.
He doesn't drink bottled water often. But, when he does, it's from Walmart.
Reid Mockery is so sexy, women buy and read his books by the thousands, just so they can run their fingers down the screen and feel his thick E ink. His words are like poetry, if poetry was entertaining.
He lives an anonymous life in the state of Tennessee searching for the next genre of books to skewer with his wicked sense of humor.UK CUSTOMERS: Click on the title below to download
Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody (Reid Mockery)
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