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“Moondi’s dry sarcasm and caustic wit combine for a parody of epic proportions.”

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Wouldn’t it be nice if we all held hands and pooped rainbows? Sure, but until our world becomes a technicolor paradise, what’s the REAL way for people to get happy?Avoiding catastrophe.This parody of “The Book of Awesome” outlines one awful(ly ridiculous) scenario after the next, to demonstrate how much worse life could really be. Whether it’s a world where you finally meet your evil twin, the cancellation of Facebook, or the discovery of unicorns that forever alters society, you’ll feel relieved you’re only READING about it.For ease of comprehension, the author lends her humble experiences to several topics, and leaves no stone of embarrassment unturned (not even the one where she had head lice as a grown adult).To cover off a vast array of concerns, the book is sectioned off into highly relevant topics for mankind:1. Self-Image2. World Issues3. Life Skills4. Food and Drink5. Society and You6. Alternative Lifestyles7. Stalking, Dating and RomanceYou can read it all at once or jump in when you’re feeling blue. Not that you’ll feel “awesome” by the time you’re finished……but overwhelming relief? Highly probable. And relief isn’t far from happiness, is it? (Let’s not split hairs)

One Reviewer Notes:

“The Book of Awful was one of the most hilarious, clever books I have read in a long time. The author’s sarcasm is timeliness and brilliant! This book is so well written, and kept me in stitches the entire time. I highly recommend this book to anyone looking for a light read, hours of laughter, and a positive view on how great life is, and how it is not as awful as it could be! Looking forward to the next piece by this author – simply brilliant and captivating!!!” 

Do you really care what university I went to, whether or not I have a fuzzy cat named Snowball (his name is actually Sammy), and how many years I’ve been writing for? I will assume you’re cooler than that, so the answer of course is no. What’s left then? Okay I got it: -I did not shy away from wearing denim-top-to-bottom in high school (there is a direct inverse relationship between how much denim I wore and how few tongues were launched down my throat at school dances…or anywhere in high school at all). -I’m continually baffled by that Malaysian baby whose father let him smoke two packs of cigarettes a day. That baby had so many fat rolls, and I thought cigarettes were supposed to be slimming. -I always hated those insufferable couples who would cuddle and make out on the subway…until I became half of one. But now I’m back to being none of one so I hate them again. I hope that will suffice for now, dear stranger. If not, feel free to follow my “over-share” account on twitter :-).

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The Book of Awful

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