Kids’ Book of The Day:
Dad Jokes Too: Punnier Than Ever
Put a twinkle in your father’s eye with the book that will make his humor more groan-tastic than ever—much to his delight.
Help Dad expand his joke repertoire with more than 300 eye-rollers, cringers, groaners, side-splitters, knee-slappers, and gut-busters guaranteed to make you laugh (or sigh). From the folks who brought you the original Dad Jokes, this collection of all-new material contains Q&A jokes, puns, one-liners, tweets, and knock-knock jokes suitable for all ages, including . . .
- Q: What do you call a potato at a hockey game? A: A spec-tater.
- Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt.
- I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.
Great Moments in Dad History: October 28, 1960. Dave Gordon grabs his keys on the way out of the house and becomes the first dad in history to say to his kids, “You ready to rock and roll?”
Today’s Book of The Day is sponsored by this week’s Kids’ eBook of The Week:
The Gold Mystery Adventure
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In a world on the brink of destruction under a madwoman’s tyranny, a brave young girl emerges as hope’s last beacon.
Defying her oppressors, Zhen steals a valuable gold object, launching her into a perilous and whirlwind adventure to a mysterious planet.
She believes the gold artifact possesses special powers. Unlocking its mysteries holds the key to her homeland’s salvation. With her enemy in pursuit and a race against time, Zhen must be smarter and braver than ever before to stay alive, rescue her captive mother, and return home armed with the solution that could alter the fate of her planet forever.
An action-packed survival quest that blends elements of tech, magic, mystery, friendship and family.