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Grastik's Plastic Princess (a laugh out loud comedy)
David Jester is the pseudonym of a novelist and short story writer living in the North East of England. Author of several comedy and horror titles including the best selling comedy An Idiot in Love and the Forever After series.
To learn more about David contact him via Twitter (@DavidJester) or check his blog page for regular updates about him and his work: http://www.David-Jester.com
by David Jester
4.8 stars - 9 reviews
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Grastik’s Plastic Princess is a crude and twisted black comedy, set in a curious slice of suburbia.
Adam Grastik is a friendless, loveless, middle-aged loner. He’s the typical weirdo next door; never had much luck with women or the human race.
Then his dream girl, the love of his miserable life, arrives in the post: a plastic fantastic doll, the answer to all his problems. Unfortunately, he soon discovers that Bethany is not as perfect as he first thought. She’s reckless; leaves crumbs on the floor and refuses to do any housework. On top of that, she refuses to sleep with him -- to consummate their love -- because of a headache, tiredness or stress caused by the idiot stoners next door.
Grastik's Plastic Princess is novella length (approximately 15.000 words).
Adam Grastik is a friendless, loveless, middle-aged loner. He’s the typical weirdo next door; never had much luck with women or the human race.
Then his dream girl, the love of his miserable life, arrives in the post: a plastic fantastic doll, the answer to all his problems. Unfortunately, he soon discovers that Bethany is not as perfect as he first thought. She’s reckless; leaves crumbs on the floor and refuses to do any housework. On top of that, she refuses to sleep with him -- to consummate their love -- because of a headache, tiredness or stress caused by the idiot stoners next door.
Grastik's Plastic Princess is novella length (approximately 15.000 words).
One Reviewer Notes:
From the book blurb on I was laughing. This was a hilarious book - and a brilliant idea well executed. Adam is a guy plagued with his failure with women and he relives his failure through his sex doll that he thinks will solve all his problems. That and his equally loser friends who give Adam time only because they make them feel superior make this a funny book about unlovable but likable characters.
Brian G.
About the Author
David Jester is the pseudonym of a novelist and short story writer living in the North East of England. Author of several comedy and horror titles including the best selling comedy An Idiot in Love and the Forever After series.
To learn more about David contact him via Twitter (@DavidJester) or check his blog page for regular updates about him and his work: http://www.David-Jester.comUK CUSTOMERS: Click on the title below to download
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