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“Twisted sisters, twisted brothers, she wants him, he wants the other, but, the other is dating the boss and so on. A great tongue twister with bends and curves that make you read it to the end to see who gets who.” —Mary Stan
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Here’s the set-up…
Emmet Storch was an unemployed sponger who thought he had no calling in life. All that changed when he landed a job in the call centre at the monolithic Star Insurance where, from the very first day, he was magnificent. It was as if the very essence of insurance ran through his veins and he and his telephone were as one. Irate policyholders found comfort in his soothing words; recalcitrant contractors became polite and respectful. It would have been perfect if not for his lecherous and treacherous hormones. A humorous look at love and lust in the modern West where consumerism runs rampant and integrity can go and get stuffed.
Here’s the lowdown on Love Lust and Petty Crime from a 5-Star Reviewer
A good book! The title of this book “Love, Lust, and Petty Crime” says it all. This is a story about how a friendship starts innocently with four people (Jurgen, Voula, River, and Emmet) meeting at an insurance company. All are employed there and all become involved in one way or another. Twisted sisters, twisted brothers, she wants him, he wants the other, but, the other is dating the boss and so on. A great tongue twister with bends and curves that make you read it to the end to see who gets who. One thing is apparent, they all love each other fondly and the things they get into or are willing to do can only be understood by good friends. The author Harclubs Bartag did a good job defining these characters. It’s a quick, fun book that will make you laugh out loud.
–Mary Stan
About the Author
To be honest, my name is not Harclubs Bartag and I suppose putting this stuff here makes the whole idea of a pen name look a little silly. But I’ve always wanted a secret identity (yes, yes, I know) and the name has a story. It comes from a time when the Australian public was grappling with a new wave of continental European immigrants, and I was in my first year of High School. The teacher was reading the class list out loud and the first name was ‘Harclubs Bartag’. When no one responded, she continued on until the end of the list. My name was not called out, and I put two and two together.‘Um, Miss,’ I said, raising my hand. ‘My name is Hercules, not Harclubs.’
She obviously thought I was taking the piss. ‘Don’t be silly, Harclubs,’ she said. ‘What sort of a cruel parent would name their child Hercules?’
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