by R. Scott Murphy

5.0 stars – 30 reviews

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Text-to-Speech and Lending: Enabled

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Do you enjoy watching Seinfeld?

Have you ever been to the grocery store?

Giddy up! Let the insanity begin.

This fun new humor book celebrates Seinfeld’s 30th anniversary and takes love of the sitcom to a new level. Bestselling humor author R. Scott Murphy believes Seinfeld is far more than a TV show; it’s a state of mind. In fact, he’s watched all 180 episodes so many times that he often sees the world through Seinfeld Eyes.

The place where his Seinfeld Eyes see the craziest things is the grocery store. That’s why Murphy spent more than a year secretly observing people shopping, logging their peculiar activities in his diary, and commenting about those actions in his mind using the voices of Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer.You won’t believe what he saw.

Meet The Cart Shamers, The Fruit Fondlers, The Superhero of Savings, The Grocery Store Mary Tyler Moores, The Shirt Shockers, and many more. You get 30 diary entries to help celebrate 30 years of Seinfeld. The fun doesn’t stop there. Murphy continues celebrating the comedy of Seinfeld by spotlighting madcap characters, catchphrases and all-round wackiness. Try your hand at Seinfeld trivia, grab a Seinfeld Fan Grocery List, and laugh all over again at the show’s best moments. If you like TV’s most successful sitcom, you’ll love R. Scott Murphy’s crack-up-worthy Seeing The Grocery Store Through Seinfeld Eyes. Sweet fancy Moses, this book is an absolute must-have for any Seinfeld fan. Get it now!

SAMPLE COMMENTS ABOUT THE BOOK:
Bob Sacamano’s wife: “Cousin Jeffrey said the book is great.”
Lt. Joe Bookman’s son: “I can’t believe you’re still celebrating that Joy Boy.”
Elaine’s Dance Teacher: “She has no rhythm, but I still enjoyed the book.”
The Soup Nazi’s Nephew: “No sense of humor? No book for you!”
TV Show Jerry’s Sister: “I’m back and I enjoyed this book!”

Get a free Seinfeld Fan Grocery List and the weekly Fun Stories Universe humor newsletters at www.mentalkickball.com.

The Fun Stories family of books includes:
Fun Stories Greatest Hits
Fun Stories Box Set (Five ebooks)
Fun Stories For Your Drive To Work
Fun Stories For Your Drive Home
Fun Stories: Random City Limits
Fun Stories: Searching For More Cowbell

by Becky Albertalli

4.7 stars – 2,028 reviews

Text-to-Speech: Enabled

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Now a major motion picture: Love, Simon, starring Nick Robinson and Katherine Langford! This edition includes new Simon and Blue emails, a behind-the-scenes scrapbook from the Love, Simon movie set, and Becky Albertalli in conversation with fellow authors Adam Silvera and Angie Thomas.

William C. Morris Award Winner: Best Young Adult Debut of the Year * National Book Award Longlist

“A remarkable gift of a novel.”—Andrew Smith, author of Grasshopper Jungle

“I am so in love with this book.”—Nina LaCour, author of Hold Still

“Feels timelessly, effortlessly now.”—Tim Federle, author of Better Nate Than Ever

“The best kind of love story.”—Alex Sanchez, Lambda Award-winning author of Rainbow Boys and Boyfriends with Girlfriends

Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he’s pushed out—without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he’s never met.

Incredibly funny and poignant, this twenty-first-century coming-of-age, coming out story—wrapped in a geek romance—is a knockout of a debut novel by Becky Albertalli.

Plus don’t miss Yes No Maybe So, Becky Albertalli’s and Aisha Saeed’s heartwarming and hilarious new novel, coming in 2020! 

by Mary Karlik

4.8 stars – 25 reviews

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Senior Kelsey Quinn had it all. Nordstrom platinum card. New Car. Hot, rich boyfriend. Until her dad lost his job. Flash forward six months. Kelsey and her two sisters are stuck in a rundown farmhouse in the middle of Hickville, Texas. And if feeding chickens, slopping pigs, and mucking stalls isn’t bad enough; they also have to work in their parents’ feed store. Kelsey is determined to find a way to return to the Cinderella life she left in Chicago. But she doesn’t count on meeting the six-foot plus cowboy with the easy attitude and smiling eyes.
Austin McCoy feels sorry for the three greenhorn sisters from Chicago. It must be hell to have been plucked from their private school and shopping malls and plunked in the middle of Hillside, Texas. But the sister who really gets his pulse jumping is the oldest, Kelsey. On the outside she’s all attitude. But when no one is looking and she forgets to be angry, he sees another side of Kelsey Quinn. The one whose eyes light up when she feeds the chickens. Now all he has to do is convince her the guy she really wants is the cowboy working with her, not some rich dude taking her to a ball in Chicago.

by Lisa Renee Jones

4.7 stars – 110 reviews

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The second book in the Savage Trilogy…

My name is Rick Savage but they call me Savage for a reason. But savage that I am, there is only one woman who can tame the beast in me, one woman who sees the real man. I loved Candace. I lost Candace. Now my enemies have targeted her. For this, they will not survive. I’m back home to save her and win her back, no matter what the cost.