Divorced and raising three ungrateful teenagers, her life suddenly brightens when a popular professional golfer falls in love with her. Elatedly, she begins traveling the glamorous US golf circuit—in her unworldly sort of way. But when sickness strikes her, she’s sure she’s ringing death’s doorbell.

Then she gets the news—she’s not dying. She’s pregnant.

Dumbfounded and demoralized, she sets out on a mission to coax Blake the Pro into proposing before he (and her kids!) find out she’s pregnant. Her bungling efforts catapult her into online sensationalism—for all the wrong reasons.

“Succeeds in making me laugh out loud like a crazy person (even in public).” Isabel, Amazon reviewer
“This book will have you in stitches from beginning to the end.” Allahna, Amazon reviewer
“Very funny. I laughed until I peed myself.” Karenb, Amazon reviewer

We all start as strangers. Why does that make me so nervous?

I can’t imagine life without Mom, Dad, Bubbe or my friends in Salem. And that’s what I’ll be living at Hawthorn Academy, the campus between worlds. But Hawthorn Academy’s the place to be if I want to join the family business as a veterinarian for magic critters.

It’s magi only at my new school, so I’m going without my besties. The only person I’ll know there is my snarky big brother. At least I’ve already bonded with a familiar. But my dragonet means I’m destined for above-average power levels.

The last thing I want to do is scare people off. You only get one chance at first impressions, after all.

But will I make friends or enemies?

Get the complete series boxed set to join Aliyah on her journey. Included in this boxed set:

1. Familiar Strangers
2. Acting In Kindness
3. Fire of Justice
4. Learning to Give
5. Light of Equality
6. Worthy Lives
7. Mind of Distinction
8. Speaking with Care
9. True Dedication

Five years ago, everyone knew sorcery and magic were nothing but myths. One spectacular incident proved them wrong. Now men and women of power flaunt their supernatural abilities openly, using them for both good and evil.

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Sorceress Lyssa likes her reality TV and strawberry ice cream, but her day job of hunting down rogues and criminals doesn’t leave her much time for either. And that’s when she’s not worrying about containing a powerful and dangerous spirit forced on her.

Paranoia is her other hobby, and it’s hard to burn away all evil in the world when she’s not sure if she’s working for the good guys. There’s also the small problem of people from her past popping up and trying to kill her.

When gangsters surprise her with powerful artifacts on what should have been a routine mission, Lyssa is drawn into an investigation that threatens to upend what she thinks she knows about her past.

With two enchanted guns and an attitude, this is one sorceress who isn’t going to let anyone stand in her way.

This complete series boxed set includes:

1. Southwest Nights
2. Southwest Days
3. Southwest Truths
4. Light The World
5. Burn The World
6. Cleanse The World

“Pulse pounding action coupled with a look at the cost of war – Weapons Free grabbed me from the first page.” – USA Today Bestselling Author Rhett C. Bruno

Thirty-five years of peace. One vicious attack destroys it all.

Reservist Lieutenant Justin Spencer loves every minute of flying fighters through space during his annual two-week tour with the Coalition Defense Force. The job back home isn’t nearly as thrilling as blowing up asteroids with the squadron under his command, but it keeps him close to his wife and daughter. After all, joining the CDF was only for the free education. Justin never expected a battle, much less a war.

With one shot across his cockpit, peacetime fades into memory.

An unexpected enemy emerges with overwhelming force designed to obliterate the Terran Coalition. The League of Sol has a different name, but it’s the same communist regime that chased away much of Earth’s population hundreds of years ago.

Illusions of returning home are shattered in a single instant. Simulated battles become all too real, and it’s full-on engagement or permanent elimination. Death and destruction erupt across the Terran Coalition and leave Justin in a protracted war with only one truth remaining.

The battlefield will leave no one unscathed.

All three best-selling Beaufont Short Stories in one exciting collection.

The Mysterious Plato

Who would suspect that one of the most powerful entities in the world is a black and white cat?

Few know that most historical events in the last several centuries were orchestrated by this innocuous feline. Plato isn’t an ordinary cat. He’s a magical lynx with extraordinary powers.

When a series of dangerous activities break out in a small city in Mexico, is it by design that the magical creature is present? Is Plato really coordinating everything?

Plato isn’t the only one staying in this Mexican city or at the boutique hotel. Other magical creatures are working to stop the bad guys.

That’s what Beaufonts and their sidekicks do.

Can Plato, a dragon, and a talking squirrel save this coastal city?

The Fantastic Lunis

Dragons were created to bring justice to the world—but some do way more than that.

When Lunis, the wise-cracking, bad joke-telling dragon, is summoned to Mexico, he doesn’t hesitate to answer the call.

It just so happens that he’s been lured there under false pretenses.

Tricked into signing onto a mission, Lunis still steps up to do what he does best—bring balance to the world.

When several villains threaten the safety of those Lunis promised to protect, he flies into action to save the innocent.

The only complication is he’s sans a rider and will need an extra hand to save the day.

Or a paw…

Can Lunis and his friends rescue this coastal city in Mexico and its people before it’s too late?

The Phenomenal Faraday

A mystery like no other can only be solved by one.

A talking squirrel.

When a scientific mystery comes into question, there’s no one better for the case than Faraday—the squirrel who knows the complexities hidden from most.

But Faraday must do more than solve equations and chemistry experiments.

He has to make friends—both new and old.

This squirrel will have to work with others to save a small coastal city from a torrential storm before it’s too late.

The question at this stage isn’t even how.

It’s about who else lurks in the shadows…

And do the three familiars have what it takes to bring down the biggest villain of them all?

Plato knows what to do. Lunis is prepared to do it. Faraday has a contingency plan. But is it all enough?

*Warning: Graphic bro-humor, and much stupidity from guys who don’t know any better.

It was supposed to be two bros on a lark to find jailed outer-space aliens.

They honestly didn’t think it could be real.

Now, one of them has busted a foxy blue alien female out of jail, stolen a UFO, and decided to start a non-profit to ‘Save the Aliens.’

The only problem?

One of them might be falling in love.

Included in this boxed set:

1. Code Blue: Alien Jail Break
2. Anal Probes Suck Ass
3. That SHIP Has A Phat Ass
4. Eat Lasers and Die, Human
5. It’s HIm or Us
6. Kdackan Vengeance

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Much.