When London schoolteacher George Nearly wakes up one Sunday morning to find a dishevelled young woman sprawled on his living-room rug, claiming to be a princess, his plans for a peaceful day at home recovering from his 39th birthday party disappear faster than a French monarch’s head in a revolution. And when the feisty royal accuses George of kidnapping her, his very ordinary life is turned completely upside down, as the party princess takes root in his apartment, causes royal waves among his friends and family, and demands to go walkabout on the streets of London.

It’s blue-blooded comedy by unofficial royal appointment in this hilarious, and often surreal, regal romp that’s packed with majestic mystery, aristocratic intrigue and Great British humour. Guaranteed to raise a laugh from Balmoral to Buckingham Palace!

The first novel in the Royally Funny Books series

This very British comedy novel is the first in a series starring reluctant hero George Nearly, the unpredictable Princess Araminta of Essex (‘Minty’ to her friends) and a host of other quirky characters – all of whom make Mad King George seem like a perfectly sane individual. Royals and commoners collide with comical consequences in these uniquely English adventures that will bring a smile to the faces of even the grumpiest gargoyles at Windsor Castle.

What the Amazon reviews say:

◆ “Absolutely sidesplittingly hilarious! I could not put this book down and read it in one sitting!”

Wanted: Cat mum to manage a yarn store, corral two curious cats, all the while being tangled up in murderous mayhem and mystery.

A smart woman would dump her cheating ex, move from the city, and give herself a chance for a well-deserved do-over. A smarter woman—smarter than me, anyway—wouldn’t jump out of that same frying pan and return to Cape Discovery, a seaside village where her family is the nuttiest of all the nut-ball residents.

I’m a former high school counsellor, middle-child peacemaker, and current curator of lots of squishy/fuzzy goodness at my granddad’s little yarn store. Temporary assistant. Until I decide what to do with the rest my life. There’s only one knotty problem to untangle first. The knife sticking out of the most unpopular man in town, and the police detective trying to pin the murder on the donkey—otherwise known as my younger brother. With a pair mischievous cats determined to be underfoot and a craft group of Serial Knitters and Happy Hookers wanting the inside scoop, a girl could lose her mind. And if the killer has their way, maybe even my life…

Tessa Wakefield has her hands full juggling a cozy craft store, her crazy family, and two men who’d rather poke out their eyes than describe themselves as cute. Which they totally are. Cute, charismatic, and occasionally on her mind when she’s not stumbling over dead bodies and using her newfound sleuthing skills to track down murderers. Lucky she’s an excellent multi-tasker because digging beneath Cape Discovery’s surface can unearth secrets that kill.

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In this enemies-to-lovers regency romance by USA TODAY bestselling and HOLT Medallion winning author BREE WOLF, an independent woman and a rake in love come to realize that the heart will not be denied…no matter how ill-advised its desire may prove.

CHRISTINE DANSBY never wanted marriage. While love and passion certainly seem appealing, they more often than not burn out, turning into resentment and animosity. No, Christine definitely doesn’t want marriage. Love and passion without marriage however…

Indeed, there’s one man in Christine’s life whose overbearing attitude and maddening opinions have never failed to make her heart beat faster. The moment they step into the same room, they cannot help but snap at one another, and yet, the fire in his blue eyes makes her seek his presence again and again. Drawn to him like a moth to a flame, Christine delights in the fact that he wants marriage even less than she does. Does that not make him utterly perfect for her?

WESLEY EVERETT, brother to the EARL OF HARRINGTON, never wanted marriage…at least not until he meets his new sister-in-law’s sister. Although every word to leave Christine’s mouth riles him, Wesley cannot stop thinking about her. Passionate and headstrong, she is a far cry from the dull misses who seek his attention, hoping for a proposal. Awed by her daring spirit, Wesley finally realizes that he cannot allow her to disappear from his life again.

And so he proposes…and she says ‘no’, ready with a proposal of her own. One he can never accept.