Heaven has an immigration problem… and one sadistic Angel wants to build ‘the’ wall.
It’s hell up in Heaven – or so some angels believe. Their paradise is being ruined by the influx of humans who ignore tradition with their culture of funfairs and fast food – and to make things worse, most of the angels are loving it!Join the Devil with his butler, Simon, on their clandestine holiday in Heaven and watch the mayhem unfold. Will Heaven’s dynamic duo of law enforcement spoil their fun and finally make an arrest? Can St Peter solve Heaven’s immigration crisis? Will the ‘All Mighty’ Leader have his way and abolish humans from Heaven? Find our in JS Austin’s unique insight into the Afterlife.
Saint Peter was having a busy year. The earthlings were at it again. Wars. Why did they enjoy them so much? With all their wars came death and an influx of souls making their way to his famed garden gates (aka the Pearly Gates of Heaven).
All the work with these extra souls was stretching his wafer-thin patience to breaking point and then breaking the already broken points even further.
“No! No! Definitely not. Forget it! You’re not coming in wearing those clothes. Hop it. Move on.”
Enjoy a plethora of Heavenly characters:
The Devil – The evillest creature to ever live. But also, an on-trend, business minded socialite. With the stress of running his empire, the Devil deserves a nice vacation in Heaven.
Simon – The Devil’s personal butler. His mission in life (or death), is to make his employees life as perfect as possible. How the Devil coped before he had Simon is a mystery.
Slugart – How can an Angel be so un-angelic? Rude, conniving and darn right evil. Ever since humans started turning up in Heaven, Slugart has been plotting a way to abolish them all.
Guy & Roger – The self-declared police force of Heaven. Who’d have thought Heaven would need policing? Well Guy & Roger think so. Complete opposites, they are still as hopeless as each other. But could they be about to arrest the biggest baddy of them all?
St Peter – He used to be the dude. A welcoming face that embraced the humans. Now after centuries of rude, obnoxious humans, a new St Peter is there to welcome you. One that’s happiest winding up humans who don’t deserve to be there.
Reader Review – “Make Heaven Great Again in an Ethnic Cleansing sort of way.
That is the goal of the Trump like Angel Slugart in J.S. Austin’s masterful analogy of the behaviour of authoritarian thugs in A Devilish Vacation.
In a very well written book, Austin makes excellent use of ancient figures like the melancholy St. Peter and the over the top Lucifer in showing the dangers of following demagogues that want to tear society apart by scapegoating the other”
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by Debra Clopton
4.5 stars – 1,511 reviews
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The Sinclair brothers have watched their sisters fall in love and now…it’s their turn ready or not!
After her small son, Kevin, asked both God and Santa for a new daddy for Christmas, and then didn’t find him under the tree, school teacher, Jessica Lyons is starting the new year out with a very unhappy six year old on her hands. Kevin can’t understand that she’s only been a widow for 2 years and she can’t imagine marrying again—not yet at least. But, unknown to her Kevin has a plan and has decided that if God and Santa won’t give him what he wants then maybe the police can!When the very handsome Chief of Police, Levi Sinclair shows up as Kevin’s Show-and-Tell he believes, as does Jessica, that her son has asked him there to show him off as the “police chief”—It’s a little awkward when Kevin introduces Levi as his next daddy!Things are getting a bit complicated on the shores of Windswept Bay! Come join the fun in With This Ring book 6 of this captivating series. You’ve watched the four Sinclair sisters fall in love now it’s time to watch the five Sinclair brothers find the women of their dreams.
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by Jinx Schwartz
4.8 stars – 557 reviews
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HETTA COFFEY IS A SASSY TEXAN WITH A SNAZZY YACHT, AND SHE’S NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Living aboard her 45′ yacht in Mexico’s hauntingly beautiful Sea of Cortez with her dog, Po Thang, and her parrot, Trouble, Hetta takes on quirky, if sometimes shady, projects to keep them afloat and in frijoles, rum, and plenty of adventure.
She and a cadre of friends, and a few shady characters, have a penchant for a little vigilante justice, which keeps her in hot water on both sides of the border. In order to protect abused animals from a despicable sport, she runs afoul of a vicious gang with cartel connections, and the you-know-what hits the propeller.
Hetta Coffey is living proof that no good deed goes unpunished, so jump aboard for a cruising adventure like no other.
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by Lachlan Page
4.5 stars – 21 reviews
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In the era of ‘fake news’ in the land of magical realism, fiction can be just as dangerous as the truth…
Discover Lachlan Page’s Magical Disinformation: a spy novel with a satirical edge set amongst the Colombian peace process. Described by one reviewer as “Our Man in Havana meets A Clear and Present Danger.”
Oliver Jardine is a spy in Colombia, enamoured with local woman Veronica Velasco.
As the Colombian government signs a peace agreement with the FARC guerrillas, Her Majesty’s Government decides a transfer is in order to focus on more pertinent theatres of operation.
In a desperate attempt to remain in Colombia, Jardine begins to fabricate his intelligence reports. But the consequences soon take on a life of their own.
For fans of Graham Greene, Mick Herron, and Ross Thomas, a spy caper for the 21st Century.
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