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9 humorous and, sometimes, poignant essays chronicling the ironies of everyday life: Jay Got Married by James Robinson Jr

Jay Got Married

by James Robinson Jr
5.0 stars – 2 reviews
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“Jay Got Married” consists of 9 humorous and, sometimes, poignant essays chronicling the ironies of everyday life in word and picture. Take for example the lead essay, aptly titled, “Jay got Married,” where I find myself mired in a horrendous dream. In the fantasy, my aging father–dressed in his favorite Champion t-shirt with stains covering the front–marries my wife and I like he did 42 years ago but, this time around, the my 92-year-old ex-clergy dad forgets his lines causing me to coach him through the event with hints like: “the rings, the rings.” All the while, my best man sings Sonny and Cher’s, “I Got You Babe.”
Finally married, my wife and I end the ceremony with a kiss. But as I turn to exit, my eyes catch a glimpse of the bridesmaid who is no longer my wife’s best friend but now Gal Gadot from Dell Comics and Wonder Woman Fame. She is dressed in full Wonder Women regalia and looks totally shocked by the whole affair. My mother turns to my father (who was then in attendance in the audience) with a quizzical look and says, “Dad, look at that bridesmaid. Isn’t that Superman?” She doesn’t get out much.
As we exit the church, and the rice flies, my wife ignores the limo and takes off on a sleek motorcycle, leaving me in the lurch–hence the cover.
Sure, it’s crazy. But, in truth, what would one do when faced with the prospect of losing their beloved wife after 42 years. At age 67, would they remarry? Would they even want to remarry? In another James Robinson, Jr. fantasy, would they once again be paired up with Wonder Woman, in a surprise ending? These and other hot-button issues are answered in: “Jay Got Married.”
Jay Got Married by [ROBINSON Jr., JAMES]

One family wedding, one broken marriage, one tawdry affair.
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Under the sweltering Savannah sun, magnolia trees bloom and a posh wedding takes place. The happy couple, open bar, opulent favors and scrumptious food are merely window dressing for the real drama…Fifty-five-year-old Samuel is mesmerized by Kat, the gorgeous maid of honor who is half his age and is doubly interested in him. Samuel’s wife, Tabitha, fights desperately to draw his attentions back to her and their floundering marriage. Meanwhile, Samuel’s mother, Maxine, runs into a man from her past. As the liquor flows, lips are loosened and the truth wins out. Will Samuel be led astray by the promise of restoring his own waning youth? Will Maxine find new love with an old flame?
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Stranded in the Savannah, Georgia Airport after a family wedding, Dr. Samuel Johnson—a Gynecologist—his wife and his parents confront their family emotional baggage even as their Louis Vitton luggage makes its way to the families final destination. During his eight-hour layover in Savannah, Samuel discovers the painful secrets that mull his father’s past, suffers through the erratic behavior of his mother, and even his lovely even-keeled wife has acquired an inexplicably hard edge. He is also forced to confront the fact that he has grown weary of his all-consuming medical practice and longs for another life. As tensions rise, more and more secrets are revealed as the airport becomes the family’s battleground. Can Samuel find a way to make things right?

5-Star Amazon Reviews

“Book of Samuel is a touching and very funny journey of the heart for Dr. Samuel Johnson. While his physical travels are halted, he emotionally travels through more than he ever thought possible. And learns that the things we take for granted in life as being a given are not always what they seem. Enjoy!!!”

“This story of love and intimacy – both familial and romantic – will touch your heart and leave you smiling. Robinson’s characters, entertaining and engaging, come to life from first few pages and keep you wanting more. I found myself rooting for each and every one of them! Sometimes, a missed plane or a foiled plan are necessary in life to make us stop and take stock of our lives. Sweet, funny and poignant — you won’t be disappointed that you stepped inside a day in the life of Dr. Samuel Johnson. Excellent work, Mr. Robinson!”

About The Author

James Robinson, Jr. is an award-winning author of two books: Fighting the Effects of Gravity: A Bittersweet Journey Into Middle Life, and Death of a Shrinking Violet. Book of Samuel – a Novella – is his first foray into fiction. He was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and graduated from Carnegie Mellon University in 1974. He didn’t become a serious writer until 1995 when he began writing Fighting the Effects of Gravity. Robinson lives in Pittsburgh with his wife, Deborah. He has three adult children and four grandchildren. Check out his Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/JamesJRobinsonJr.
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James Robinson, Jr. had it all: three beautiful children, a loving wife, a new home, a good job. But at age 36, the bottom would literally fall out of his life. He would watch his once firm deriere fall overnight never to rise again–succumbing to the evil forces of gravity.

Fighting the Effects of Gravity is a humorous, midlife, memoir full of anecdotes and life lessons. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the author’s experiences and how much they relate to your own. Life is short; don’t let gravity get you down.

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“Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is a well-written book that just cannot be set aside or put down. Its references on how to live life will be found absorbing and practical by readers of all ages, especially those of advancing years. Author James Robinson, Jr. writes with humor and honesty that will leave the reader laughing but also engaged by each word of this well-written text. “Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is an Indie Excellence Award Finalist, an honor that’s definitely deserved.” –Alice Dinizo for Readers Favorite

“In Fighting the Effects of Gravity, James Robinson takes us on a journey through his own experiences with middle-age. From the saggy-bottomed horrors that partner the onset of those middle years, through to the morbid but epiphanic realizations that the final stage of life is just around the corner. It is a very humorous narrative on the physical changes that the human body experiences, as everything — from fading eyesight, creaking joints and sagging muscles — succumbs to the stresses of a life spent upright. James offers a very witty commentary on a number of ailments and experiences, summing up his statements with a witty insight.” –Paul Aitken, Amazon.co.uk

About The Author
James Robinson Jr. is a 1974 graduate of Carnegie Mellon University with a BA in English literature. He resides in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with Deborah, his wife of thirty-four years. Robinson has three adult children and four grandchildren.
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Fighting the Effects of Gravity is an Indie Excellence Award Finalist and recipient of a Readers Favorite 5 Star Review.

4.8 stars – 6 Reviews
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James Robinson, Jr. had it all: three beautiful children, a loving wife, a new home, a good job. But at age 36, the bottom would literally fall out of his life. He would watch his once firm deriere fall overnight never to rise again–succumbing to the evil forces of gravity.

Fighting the Effects of Gravity is a humorous, midlife, memoir full of anecdotes and life lessons. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the author’s experiences and how much they relate to your own. Life is short; don’t let gravity get you down.

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“Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is a well-written book that just cannot be set aside or put down. Its references on how to live life will be found absorbing and practical by readers of all ages, especially those of advancing years. Author James Robinson, Jr. writes with humor and honesty that will leave the reader laughing but also engaged by each word of this well-written text. “Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is an Indie Excellence Award Finalist, an honor that’s definitely deserved.” –Alice Dinizo for Readers Favorite

“In Fighting the Effects of Gravity, James Robinson takes us on a journey through his own experiences with middle-age. From the saggy-bottomed horrors that partner the onset of those middle years, through to the morbid but epiphanic realizations that the final stage of life is just around the corner. It is a very humorous narrative on the physical changes that the human body experiences, as everything — from fading eyesight, creaking joints and sagging muscles — succumbs to the stresses of a life spent upright. James offers a very witty commentary on a number of ailments and experiences, summing up his statements with a witty insight.” –Paul Aitken, Amazon.co.uk

About The Author
James Robinson Jr. is a 1974 graduate of Carnegie Mellon University with a BA in English literature. He resides in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with Deborah, his wife of thirty-four years. Robinson has three adult children and four grandchildren.
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Fighting the Effects of Gravity is an Indie Excellence Award Finalist and recipient of a Readers Favorite 5 Star Review.

James Robinson, Jr. had it all: three beautiful children, a loving wife, a new home, a good job. But at age 36, the bottom would literally fall out of his life. He would watch his once firm deriere fall overnight never to rise again–succumbing to the evil forces of gravity.
Fighting the Effects of Gravity is a humorous, midlife, memoir full of anecdotes and life lessons. You’ll find yourself laughing out loud at the author’s experiences and how much they relate to your own. Life is short; don’t let gravity get you down.

Review

***** “Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is a well-written book that just cannot be set aside or put down. Its references on how to live life will be found absorbing and practical by readers of all ages, especially those of advancing years. Author James Robinson, Jr. writes with humor and honesty that will leave the reader laughing but also engaged by each word of this well-written text. “Fighting the Effects of Gravity” is an Indie Excellence Award Finalist, an honor that’s definitely deserved. -Alice Dinizo for Readers Favorite

*****  In Fighting the Effects of Gravity, James Robinson takes us on a journey through his own experiences with middle-age. From the saggy-bottomed horrors that partner the onset of those middle years, through to the morbid but epiphanic realizations that the final stage of life is just around the corner.
It is a very humorous narrative on the physical changes that the human body experiences, as everything — from fading eyesight, creaking joints and sagging muscles — succumbs to the stresses of a life spent upright. James offers a very witty commentary on a number of ailments and experiences, summing up his statements with a witty insight. -Paul Aitken, Amazon.co.uk

About the Author

James Robinson Jr. is a 1974 graduate of Carnegie Mellon University with a BA in English literature. He resides in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with Deborah, his wife of thirty-four years. Robinson has three adult children and four grandchildren.
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Since the day James Joseph Robinson Jr. was born in 1952, life had gone on swimmingly. His childhood in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, was mostly normal. He attend a prestigious university, married, and had three children. But then he hit his mid-thirties, and suddenly everything went topsy-turvy.

Witty, engaging, and just plain fun, Fighting the Effects of Gravity examines the physical and mental manifestations of middle age. From that one fateful day, when gravity became his nemesis and his beloved jeans could no longer hold their end of the bargain, Robinson shares the joys and sorrows of growing older.

Aching muscles, weight in all the wrong places, memory lapses, and slow reflexes all become a part of Robinson’s existence. Different emotions, both positive and negative, vie for room in the limited brain capacity he has left, but one thought rises above it all: we all must confront mortality sooner or later. Robinson accepts his coming old age with grace and a healthy dose of realism. After all, getting old really is better than the alternative.

Robinson delivers an enjoyable commentary on middle age that will resonate with the young, old, and everyone in between!”

From the reviewers:

A humorous look at aging. James Robinson has written a book that is an easy read- read it in one afternoon. He starts of talking about the physical effects of gravity- something everyone who is getting older can sympathize with- the droopy butt and saggy middle that happen no matter how hard you fight the effects of aging. The hat snap crackle and pop of stiff joints as you go throughout your day. He then discusses the mushy brain- I particularly enjoyed his description of three middle agers having a conversation where not one of them can get a name they are looking for and the fear that this may be the beginning of alzheimers. He describes how his family now and his family growing up have affected how he looks at life. — Kathryn A. Sweet

What’s So Funny About Getting Old? A LOT!   Brilliantly written, humorous at every turn, FTEOG shows that aging, the fear of it, the way it ravages a body and betrays a soul, and makes a mind mushy is the same for men and women! As I read this, I folded down pages to remind me of the funny parts I identified with and by the time I was finished, the book was dog-eared from front to back. What surprised me most was the way that Robinson started “skin-deep” then really delved into life’s invisible wounds–mostly how to get through them by laughing, at least a little bit, along the way. Do not miss this book!  –  Kathie

 

James Robinson Jr. is a 1974 graduate of Carnegie Mellon University with a BA in English literature.

He resides in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, with Deborah, his wife of thirty-four years. Robinson has three adult children and four grandchildren.

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